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Dirty Christmas Jokes For Adults Only! | LaffGaff, Home Of Laughter
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Adult Christmas Jokes
These funny Christmas jokes for adults will sure make you laugh. They are the best you will ever find. The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it.
Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. He and Mrs. A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys.