Airline sex stories

When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back from Florida. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants. We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs.

It's for the elite, it's scandalous, and it's exhilarating — welcome to the mile-high club. The term itself is slang for people who have had sex on an airplane during a flight. Celebrities are members of the mile-high club, but, let's face it, if you're in a luxurious private jet, the deed is already a part of the to-do-list. But how do we, as regular individuals, even fit in an airplane bathroom? Is it safe and sanitary? We take a look at the crazy stories from both flight attendants who have to deal with encounters and the individuals who wish to check off an item in their bucket list. Whether it's the constant vibration of the plane or the fetish of having sexual encounters with pilots or flight attendants, fantasies of sex on a plane is quite common.

Aircraft: Location: Lavatory Altitude: 30, Comments: Getting lucky I recently traveled to Las Vegas with buddies for a few days of gambling and general letting down of our hair. The Story: I am 32, quite pretty, I think, quite a nice size 12, with average sized boobs with large nipples. My sex life was I thought alright, that was …. We were all going, my family, her family, and a couple other families ….

So we decided to ask an anonymous, and therefore uncensored, year-old male flight attendant, questions that are slightly less stupid and unequivocally more awesome: Ones about sex, scandal and idiot passengers. Are you all just glamorized servers? Along with being a human garbage can, a manager of toilet use, a trained firefighter, paramedic and evacuation expert, among a long list others, yes, yes we are. Why are you all so stingy with your soda? I paid top dollar to get on this plane, so give me the whole damn can.